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IвЂ™m just waiting for more important people to call. If youвЂ™re not hot and not one of (your name)вЂ™s friends, call back when you are. If your one of (your name)вЂ™s friends, you may also leave a message at the tone. If youвЂ™re a hot chick/guy, you may leave a message at the tone.

You have reached the voice mail box of (your name).

Thank you for calling Starstripe Mental Hospital, and have a nice day. If you want to sell us somethingвЂ¦ this number is no longer valid. If you are dyingвЂ¦ well that is not our problem and we cannot do anything about it. If you have short term memory loss and you donвЂ™t know who we are or why you called, please press 3 and we will remind you. If you are delusional, please have either you or your monkey press 2and we will connect you to Mothership. If you need to reach a patient, please press 1 and then say their name.

Hello, and thank you for calling the Starstripe Mental Hospital.

Hello? (Pause) YouвЂ™re still talking!? Shut the up! BEEP.

Not me, so leave a message and IвЂ™ll get back to you as soon as I can! If you leave a long one donвЂ™t count on it. You want to know something I hate? I hate long messages, so why donвЂ™t you leave a short one and IвЂ™ll get back to you. Hey before you leave that message, do you want to know something about me? I love jokes. So, haha funny story, my phone and I are playing hide and seekвЂ¦.aaannndddвЂ¦itвЂ™s winning. But you can tell me all of that in the message you leave me.

I donвЂ™t know who you are, and I donвЂ™t know what you want.

If you are a friend, trying to give us money or just want to talk, then leave a message or try my cell phone number. If you want money or to sell us something, we a) gave at the office, b) already have it, or c) donвЂ™t want it.

Hi, you have reached (names) voicemail.

Hello? вЂ¦ Yea вЂ¦ Uh huh вЂ¦ Yea вЂ¦ No, you stop yelling at me вЂ¦ Oh, youвЂ™re yelling alright вЂ¦ you know what, IвЂ™m hanging up вЂ¦ yes, I am вЂ¦ (Beep) вЂ“.

Hello, if youвЂ™re hearing this, that means IвЂ™m probably trying to avoid you, so donвЂ™t leave a message, вЂ™cause nobody likes you.

Hi! ItвЂ™s ! LetвЂ™s Meet Up! IвЂ™m Close!!! (make running sounds then cut off).

Who is this?! How did you get this number?!.

No one answers phone calls anymore send me a text.

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to a fan on Twitter saying that they вЂњhope to release patch with support early next week.вЂќВ If all goes well, that means the Amnesia: Rebirth custom stories update is likely to land around October 26, 2020.Need some ideas for funny voicemail greetings? Our users have volunteered their best greetings that are guaranteed to bring a chuckle to your callers: Though custom stories arenвЂ™t available right now, there isnвЂ™t long to wait for the Amnesia: Rebirth custom stories release date. The email concludes by stating the developers are вЂњlooking forward to seeing everyoneвЂ™s creations.вЂќ

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According to developer Frictional Games, however, the team plans to вЂњcontinue supporting custom stories into the foreseeable future.вЂќ Although the game is also available on PS4, any Amnesia: Rebirth mods and modding tools will likely be exclusive to PC.ДЄ member of the Frictional Games team replied to a fan emailВ several months ago confirming that Amnesia: Rebirth custom story support would be implemented. With DLC now being more prevalent and official modding tools less so, does Amnesia: Rebirth bring back custom stories?ДЄmnesia: Rebirth does not feature custom stories at launch. These Amnesia mods retooled game assets to create new adventures for users to embark on, essentially making the experience endless. Anybody brave enough to finish the original AmnesiaВ graduated to playing custom stories.

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